Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I’d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft Advisory”
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you mine “Tool Time” you’ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files”

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

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Zlostavljanje

Ha-Ha! E pa sad, mi ovo nazivamo činom parenja
Ali postoje još neke veoma važne razlike
Između ljudskih bića i životinja, koje bi trebalo da znaš

Bio bih ti zahvalan na informacijama

Slatka mala, slatka mala, seks je teksaška suša
Ti i ja radimo takve stvari o kojima bi samo Princ pevao
Zato stavi ruke dole na moje pantalone i kladim se da ćeš se osećati ludo
Da, ja sam Siskel, da, ja sam Ebert i dobijaš dve pohvale
Dosta ti je maženja, želiš grubu igru, prešla si granice
Želim da te vidim ugušenu, želim te prekrivenu kao “hash browns” iz Waffle House-a
Da stigneš brže od FedEx-a, da do vrhunca nikad ne dođeš, baš kao što je to slučaj sa Koka kolinim akcijama
Da me nateraš da ustanem sat ranije, baš kao kod letnjeg računanja vremena

Učini to sad
Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Sad to ponovi
Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Postajem napaljen

Ljubav, ona vrsta koju čistiš metlom i kofom
Kao izgubljene egipatske katakombe, sam Bog zna gde guramo
Hijeroglifi? Pusti me da budem Pacifik, želim da budem dole u tvojim južnim morima
Ali imam neki osećaj da kretanje tvog okeana znači “Upozorenje za mala plovila”
Tako da, ako se u plimi prevrnem na tvoje butine, B-5 potapaš moj bojni brod
Molim te upali me, ja sam Mister Coffee aparat za kafu
Dakle, pokaži mi svoje i ja ću ti pokazati svoje “Alatke“, dopašće ti se baš kao Lajlu
A onda ćemo otpozadi da možemo oboje gledati “Dosije X”

Učini to sad
Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Sad to ponovi
Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Postajem napaljen

Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Sad to ponovi
Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Sad to ponovi
Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Sad to ponovi
Ti i ja mala, nismo ništa drugo do sisari
Zato hajde da to radimo kao što to rade na Diskaveri kanalu
Postajem napaljen