Cijenjeno građanstvo
i ostali narodi
dobro došli večeras
na Alkinu muziku
Ja sam žena iz trećeg svijeta
i krećem se uvjek kao kometa
pojavim se naglo kao reklama
i uvjek sama, jer dama je dama
Ja ne pijem viski, šampanjac ni flaše
ne volim zlato, ni nogometaše
ne volim žene koje se plaše
i vrište zbog miša ili zbog Graše
Ne pijem puno i ne pijem sve
ja pijem samo iz navike
točim u sebe otrove mnoge
al’ uvjek se podignem
sama na noge
Nisam Merlin ni Madona
ja sam zabranjena zona
sa mnom je ljubav čista totalka
jer ja sam Alka profesionalka
Ja sam mama samohrana (mama)
kuham ručak svakog dana
nisam plavuša, ne jedem čips
kad ti srce slomim, nosiš gips
Ne držim dijetu i jedem prase
ne idem na fitnes k’o one, zna se
nemam silikone i meni ne vise
ja imam prave pravčate sise (pipni)
Uvjek sam volio starije dame
više od Čokolina i dobre salame
a ti si stara, kakva kobra
gaće padaju same, dobra
Mene je tata zvao sine
i nije mi dao
da puštam sline
Ko se sa mnom druži
život mu je duži
ko se sa mnom kači
život mu je kraći
English Translation
A Professional
To the towns people
and everybody else
welcome, tonight
to Alka’s music show
I am a woman from the third world
and I am always moving like a comet
I appear suddenly like a commercial
and I’m always alone, ’cause a lady is a lady
I don’t drink whiskey, champagne nor bottles
I don’t like gold, nor soccer players
I don’t like woman who fear
and scream because of mice and Petar Grašo
I don’t drink a lot and I don’t drink everything
I only drink because it’s a habit
I consume many poisons
but I always get up
onto my feet by myself
I’m not Merlin nor Madonna
I am a prohibited area
with me it’s just pure love
because I am Alka the professional
I am a single mom (mom)
I cook lunch everyday
I am not a blonde, I don’t eat chips
when I break your heart, you wear plaster
I don’t hold a diet and I eat pork
I don’t go to fitness like those girls, everyone knows
I don’t have silicones in my boobs and they don’t sag
I have a true and proper boobs (feel them)
I have always loved older women
more than Čokolino and good salami
but you are old, as a cobra
your underwear falls down itself, good
My dad called me son
and didn’t let me
drool
Whoever is friends with me
they’re lives is than longer
whoever hitches me
they’re lives will be shorter