I keep hanging around your kitchenette
And I’m gonna get a pot to cook you in
I stick my fingers in your biscuit jar
And crush all your Gingerbread Men
‘Cause I want you
Yeah I want you to be my friend
Yeah I want you
Yeah I wanna be your solitary man
Try not to wake the executioner
He’s sleeping with a fireman’s axe
He leaves his glass eye on the pillow babe
And his dentures floating there in a glass
He makes it hard to relax
He makes it hard to relax
When i want you
When i want you to be my friend
What’s this husband of yours ever given to you
Oprah Winfrey on a plasma screen
And a brood of junky buck-toothed imbeciles
The ugliest fuc*ing kids I’ve ever seen
Oh baby I want you
Yeah I want you to be my girlfriend
Now will you send those kids to play down the street
And shouldn’t you, shouldn’t you put shoes on their feet?
It’s getting hard to relax
It’s getting hard to relax
I can see that you don’t really dig him
And I can see that you want it to quit
But if you want to get your hand out of the cookie jar
You’re gonna have to let go of the biscuit
Prevod na srpski
Kuhinjica
Iz tvoje kuhinjice ne izbivam
I naći ću neko lonče da te u njemu skuvam
U tvoju teglu sa biskvitima prste guram
I sve tvoje medenjake lomim
Zato što (te) želim
Da, želim da mi budeš drugarica
Da, želim te
Da, želim da budem tvoj jedini
Potrudi se da ne probudiš dželata
On sa vatrogasnom sekirom spava
Dušo, on svoje stakleno oko drži na jastuku
A njegovi veštački zubi tamo u čaši plutaju
Zbog njega je teško opustiti se
Zbog njega je teško opustiti se
Kada (te) želim
Kada želim da mi budeš drugarica
Šta ti je taj tvoj muž ikada pružio
Opru Vinfri na plazma ekranu
I leglo zubatih narko-imbecila
Jbt najružnija deca koju sam u životu video
Oh dušo, želim (te)
Da, želim da mi budeš devojka
Hoćeš li sada tu decu na ulicu da se igraju poslati
I zar ih ne bi trebala, zar ih ne bi trebala obuti?
Postaje teško opustiti se
Postaje teško opustiti se
Vidim da ga baš i ne gotiviš
I vidim da želiš da ga napustiš
Ali ako želiš da izvadiš ruku iz tegle sa kolačićima
Moraćeš se ostaviti tog biskvita